It is going to be a sad day in the country tomorrow and many days afterward. As many of you already know, I am not a shy breastfeeder. I am the mom whipping her boob out oblivious or rather unconcerned with the dodgey glances flying all around me.
But tomorrow starts a new age one where my youngest child, Kody - 9 mos - is weened. Typically I wait till a year, but being an earlier teether and all we seem to have different ideas as to what breastfeeding is all about. I believe it is a form of nourishment. To Kody it is a playground for his newly blossoming teeth. Nevermind the teething toys so craftily made and millions invested by toy manufacturers. It seems the only thing he teethes on are my teets.
So as of tomorrow, Kody, adios to my teets. They will no longer bare the tread mark scabbed scars of your teeth. And to the world, you no longer will enjoy the privledge of a quick peep show on which my pancake boobs flop lifelessly out of my braizzerre. Weeping may begin now as I know you are all devasted. So long.
Love Bugs
9 months ago
7 comments:
my milk just came as I was reading this.... you're too funny mary
Best of luck. ..and I along with the rest of the country will miss the "pancake boobs flop lifelessly" peep show. You make me laugh
HILLARIOUS!!!! Allie came over to the computer to see what I was laughing so hard about! Sad day for him, happy day for Travis. Now their just for him, he'll treat them much better- I'm sure!!
DISGUSTING.
From jonathan:
Mary--
I knew you were bold, but c'mon the description here is a little much. The image troubles me. . .
all I can say is I hear ya honey there and back again.
HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I nearly wet myself laughing. You are completely crazy!!!! I'm still laughing.
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