Monday, May 11, 2009

How Is Your Day?

Mine is pooptastic. I'll spare you the other four horrifying images. Here is a little basic math.
A broken diaper + A piece of duct tape = A still broken diaper
A still broken diaper + Eatting the day before = Poop
Poop + A stealthily quiet toddler = Mischief
Mischief + Poop = A disgusting mess
KILL ME NOW
Only one hour of scrubbing unsuccessfully, a yard sale's fun money, a steam cleaner rental, and at least three additional hours and more scrubbing could clean this crap, pun intended, up.

3 comments:

whitney allison said...

Um, sick. Duct tape? Really? I'm guessing you wasted not but still wanted?

We Three Queens said...

You obviously used the duct tape at the wrong site. You should have put a cork in a strategic spot, then applied duct tape over said cork. Then you should have used a staple gun to put the diaper on.... being careful not to staple diaper to skin, of course. hahahahahahaha. So sorry for your crappy situation.

Sommer said...

awww man!!!! I feel for you! Yuck!!!!!!