Do You Know Me?

Facebook has instituted another activity which involves answering questions about your friends. After many friends having notified me that they had made answers about me, I went to check this application out for the first time. 51 questions had been answered by my friends and I could see their answers, but not who specifically answered unless I engaged in the earning of points. I'm not that interested so I declined, but I chuckled as I read your responses about me. Most were accurate, but I would like to make some clarifications about myself. I am who I am. So here's a crash course for my mere acquaintances. The first answer is from my friends, in parenthesis are my real answers.

• Do you think Mary would pull a fire alarm as a prank? Yes (Not anymore) As this is illegal, I try to steer clear of these activities now that I am an adult, married, but most importantly have kids. You know set the example and all. And although I wouldn't personally think this funny, I used to do pretty much anything on a dare. Let's not kids ourselves I still do.
• Do you think Mary speeds while driving? No (Do you even know me?) First who doesn't speed. And in case that person considers five and under speeding the speed I still ask Do you even know me?
• Do you think Mary needs to lose weight? No
• Do you think Mary should pass on the chocolate cake? Yes (Yes) These two are contradictory but then I guess so are people's opinions. Yes I need to lose weight and I don't really like chocolate and so I would pass anyway.)
• Is Mary smarter than you? Yes (This sparked my curiosity the most in figuring out who answered this.)
• Would you like to see Mary dance like Michael Jackson? Yes (That would be a good time.)
• Would you hook up with Mary? No (Yes!!!) Unless you are a girl or related to me you better change that answer.
• Do you think Mary could eat 3 Big Macs? No (Yes) Really - 6 brothers; Need I say more?
• Do you think Mary likes to sing Karaoke? No (Yes) So if any of you are interested in a good time, you name the place and time and I'll meet you there with my vocals all warmed up.

Could you have answered these questions right about me?