Sunday, March 7, 2010

Calling It Like I See It

Best Breakout Dress Weird - I never thought I would see the day where Mariah Carey looked fat up top and not down by her hips, but it has arrived. To her credit she looks nice instead of totally slutty.Yamma Jamma - The worst dressed of the night - I'm speechless. What a hot mess and purple is my favorite color. No just no! What person with her skin coloring picks this color dress? And that is just the beginning of my problems with this outfit. Although there are several things I love about this dress, so many things went wrong. And in the end the feeling I am left with is that she is getting swallowed by a pink monster. I'm not sure what is with the black on navy blue, the weird lace inverted "U"s by her crotch or the hair, but I think this dress had potential somewhere in the beginning or on the top half. So close, but not quite: Ditch the shoes, seriously no one should own or borrow these. I love the top half. I love her body, but the mermaid bottom competes with the top criss crossing for attention and I would have left it totally fitted instead. Holy crap, motherhood is the best thing that happened to Nicole. I love this look. Sexy, understated, Old Hollywood Glamour updated. Fab. I love this dress. The color is good. I love the fitted empire waist, the rouching up top, the off center bow and the gathered texture below. Almost my favorite of the night, but... Mariska does it just a bit better. The black is classic, the jewelry is perfect, the hair flawless and soft, the makup beautiful. Although she has a weird smile here, live moments caught her looking ultra glamorous.

3 comments:

Staigerfamily said...

This was so much fun to read!
Thanks for sharing!

We Three Queens said...

Mary, you crack me up. First of all, I didn't even watch the show, let alone think about who wore what. I can always count on you to let me know what's going on in the world.

whitney allison said...

I'm pretty amazed at how much I disagree with you...well actually, not that amazed, we definitely have different fashion senses...