Mine is pooptastic. I'll spare you the other four horrifying images.
Here is a little basic math.
Here is a little basic math.A broken diaper + A piece of duct tape = A still broken diaper
A still broken diaper + Eatting the day before = Poop
Poop + A stealthily quiet toddler = Mischief
Mischief + Poop = A disgusting mess
KILL ME NOW
Only one hour of scrubbing unsuccessfully, a yard sale's fun money, a steam cleaner rental, and at least three additional hours and more scrubbing could clean this crap, pun intended, up.
3 comments:
Um, sick. Duct tape? Really? I'm guessing you wasted not but still wanted?
You obviously used the duct tape at the wrong site. You should have put a cork in a strategic spot, then applied duct tape over said cork. Then you should have used a staple gun to put the diaper on.... being careful not to staple diaper to skin, of course. hahahahahahaha. So sorry for your crappy situation.
awww man!!!! I feel for you! Yuck!!!!!!
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