For those who don't know, my husband is from Texas. And yes, he fits most every stereotype minus the boots, wranglers, and accent. The first two he had, but I broke him of. Sadly the third over time has faded away. When Duck Dynasty became all the rage, everyone would ask us if we watched it. Finally I capitulated, laughed my way through several episodes and decided that the Robertson clan had nothing on my in-laws.
As part of the Southern clichés predict, I was a Yankee. Many times I have been visiting Texas when they have mocked me over my fear of Coral Snakes (apparently their mouths are too small to really be a threat), swimming with Water Moccasins (they're more afraid of you then you are of them) and scorpions (they only come in the house when it's about to rain) just to name a few.
So I can only imagine what how they would have been laughing on the ground over my antics the other day up North here. My friend and I were walking on the rail trail path with her baby. On the way out my friend (also a native Texan) yelled, "Watch out" as we side stepped over and around a snake on the trial. I was a little freaked out, but continued on. I guess I hadn't realized how bad it was until we continued on the trail. With my flip flops any stick I hit or weird feeling on my foot I felt, had me skipping and hopping around like an idiot. I logically knew I was being irrational, but I just couldn't help it. I guess I am a Yankee girl after all.
On the way back we passed him again, but I guess in the interim someone had run over the poor guy. And just like a Yankee girl, I felt really sorry for the snake.
Love Bugs
10 months ago
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