Note to Self:

When you stay up until 3am finishing a book,

you may on occasion become agitated and angry when your husband wakes you up at 5am before he leaves for work to pray.

Additionally you may subconsciously, because although you are talking - you have been known to do this quite adeptly in your sleep, insult him, prayer itself, religious observance and spirituality in general.

Afterward you do this, your normally calm husband may become angry, frustrated, and a bit worried. At which point you will hear about it when he calls later in the day to check in.

I'm just saying.

Go to bed, Mary. The book will be there tomorrow!